There are certain phrases that you never expect to have spill out of your own lips....and then you become a mom! Here's a short list of the things that keep me laughing each day!
"I have twins."
"Wait, let me smell his/her butt!"
"I just want to pee alone!"
"Baby, no! Let's not eat rocks!"
"Yes, I'd love to eat your foam, letter G, block and spit it in your face for you're never ending entertainment"
"Mommy's butt is not a bongo..."
"Sweetie, peanut butter does not go in your hair."
"I think I'd like to have a third baby."
"Did you just pee in your brother's bed?"
"I can pick my own nose, thank you!"
And I'm not quite 17 months in yet, so I'm sure the really good stuff is still to come! What are the phrases that motherhood (or fatherhood) surprised you with?